Being related to someone doesn't mean you are like them!
I am related to Longshanks, 26th great granddaughter in fact...I am nothing like my ancestors, and I don't have power or wealth through a secret society.
(In fact I am living on disability benefits, and a dedicated humanist with friends from different walks of life so nothing like my Crusade making ancestors at all!)
On both sides of my family I can link to the Royal blood line, but I don't know my Illuminati from my elbow!
I knew that most of the American presidents where related, it's mentioning the conspiracies and Icke that really made me want to stop reading, which is a shame as this could have been a great article.